Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I got my period early. While traveling. For a funeral. I had to walk through two entire airport terminals to find a shop that had any period products, and the only option was an $18 box of tampons. Six tampons, to be precise. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
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lalalaila777 24
hopefully someone had something you could use! I've on numerous occasions used many many sheets of toilet paper folded many times to create something usable, hope you enjoyed yourself!
Nikki 17
Not many women I know would go away without backup tampons just incase, you’ll be able to ask almost any female for one
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lalalaila777 24
hopefully someone had something you could use! I've on numerous occasions used many many sheets of toilet paper folded many times to create something usable, hope you enjoyed yourself!
Nikki 17
Not many women I know would go away without backup tampons just incase, you’ll be able to ask almost any female for one
Yudith 28
What the heck is an after-wedding brunch, and why does the family keep brunching together when the bride and groom are gone for their honeymoon?
sarsuela 29
Some weddings last for couple of days so if guests stayed for overnight it is only logical to have brunch together. Bride and groom can go to their honemoon tomorrow or next week or even never.