Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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omgxosteph 0
fyl? **** your best friends life.
ellebell 0
ohh the jobs that fall upon the best friends head...sad day
colortherainbowx 0
Have your husband change your pad. He's gonna be up in that pussy some time later that night anyway.
Stina9162 0
Pad? Seriously...use a tampon. Or you could of avoided this by being on birth control and just keep taking the active pills to avoid getting you're period on your wedding! You fail, congrats on the wedding though!
firecrackah 0
ughhh #23, those disgusting menstrual cups would even be harder to replace .. on your heavy flow you can only keep it in for about 3 hours. I really dont think she wants her best friend to have to pull out a blood filled cup every 3 hours ..
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
no wedding sex for you..unless you really want to while yur..yaknow.
silly_face 0
That sucks...but really, why didn't you realize you were going to be around that time a LONG time ago? You should have gone on the pill so you could skip your period that week. That's what I did. Sorry to hear it, but at least you're getting married - enjoy it :)
procrastination_ 0
you should use the big tampons
g_unit 0
thats your fault for failing to plan the wedding around something you've been experiencing every month since puberty. duh.
fueledbyamy 0
well, whether she uses a pad, tampon or one of those cup things, her best friend will still have to change it. i reckon pad would be easier for someone else to change... lol. liiiittle bit less awkward. and not everyone goes on birth control pills. although that actually isnt a bad idea to do it for your wedding... really sucks. but i hope you have an amazing wedding :)
toaster468 0
or the 'ol natural way and let the dress soak it up. ;) ooooh. or cut a hole in the pad and put on of those cup things in and sew it together then you have 2 times the protection! btw I'm a boy so don't go ranting on about how I don't know anything about periods, cause I don't.
Sierz 0
The cup goes in the vag, not outside :p nice try though! ;)