Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
katieface 0
ew wtf a menstrual cup?!! that sounds DISGUSTING.
condescending 0
thats dedication on ur friends behalf i hope ur getting her something good for a present
rupindah 0
That's what friends are for. My sister had to pee when she got married and her friends lifted her up. It was hilarious. (: FYL, take Advil for the cramps.
mrqee 0
#37, lol, i doubt she's going to let a little blood ruin her honeymoon. it isn't that big of a deal. but, still, **** your friends life.
rakhil11 7
oh dear that is horrible. but tnx 4 the tip....
craigahh 0
Would you rather have a friend change a pad or a tampon? lol.
erhyme3 0
That really sucks >< And to all the people telling her she should wear a tampon instead: she will still have to get it changed, and I am sure her friend won't want to be that invasive.
jnic 0
Hey, idiots telling her she needs to take the pill... you know, that thing with a lot of health risks? Some people CAN'T take the pill for medical reasons, and that shouldn't surprise you. If I go on the pill, I'll get a freaking blood clot, so... not ******* happening, people.
thematchboxthief 0
I agree #10, who in the heck said she deserved that!? truly, wtf?
srslyeffed 0
lol you're stupid. You've had your period since you were like...13. You should've planned it for the 3/4 of the month where you were clean or taken a pill.