Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
whatev1234 0
This is one of my worst fears too...but that's why whenever I have my wedding I want to keep my period at the back of my mind so I can plan to have the wedding when I know I'm safe. That sucks though.
ammali 0
Oh man, this sucks SO much :( a true FML... and #11, even if you plan around it, the stress and likely change in eating/activities can cause it to come sooner.
leahk1785 0
Actually, that would more likely delay it.
helloilovefml 0
oofff i feel sooo badd
emailformygames 0
sucks but why didnt you schedule your wedding to a date that you arent on your period...? or are you not regular? and still using pads and no birth control pills?
cadillacgal79 32
It doesn't matter if the OP uses pads or tampons! I use pads, my mom uses pads. You don't necessarily have 12 periods a year, hell I go three months without getting mine, then surprise, it's here!
Sporkiness 0
I'm so sorry. :( You've got a truly great best friend, at least. :)
tentenjen 0
ugh, and in addition you might get cramps and stuff. :(
Frlf 0
Well, good luck on the wedding and congratulations :)
fail_truck 0
Yup, FYL indeed. But moreover, F-Your-Best Friend's-Life. You'd better get her a damn awesome birthday present. You owe her.
M3L1ND4x 0
"My best friends wedding is coming up. She has her period...Guess whos stuck changing her pad because her dress is to big? FML"
Blue_Coconuts 7
Blood wings!