Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
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Top comments
Savagephy 17
Just pay him no mind do what you gots to do and make your money at the end of the day thats all that matters
Welshite 40
Well that's what happens when coworkers walk into work offering apples to everyone and carrying a pitchfork. The horns and pyromania should have been a dead giveaway. So it's really your own fault, OP. Never make deals with the Devil.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
That was his plan all along. Mwah-ha-ha!!!
gradius1002 13
You can always quit, OP. Or talk to a higher up.
bruhhhhhhh 14
Maybe they just wanted a friend. You must be a shitty friend.
AyeJay101 25
I guess now you know why there was an open position...
Savagephy 17
Just pay him no mind do what you gots to do and make your money at the end of the day thats all that matters
Welshite 40
Well that's what happens when coworkers walk into work offering apples to everyone and carrying a pitchfork. The horns and pyromania should have been a dead giveaway. So it's really your own fault, OP. Never make deals with the Devil.
chatrb 2
One day and you are calling it a living hell??
Cipher_585 18
Make HIS life a living hell >:D
sibu12345 13
Well on the bright thinking, if you pass his terrorism, you'll be sure to survive anything that's less difficult than this is. could be he's just training you for the world out there ><
Lalala579121 28
That's what you get for saying yes to Lucifer.