anon
Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML
TacoMan32
Canada
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Anonymous
Oops.
Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML
mrsimintrouble
Redding, United States
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
heymacie
Beckley, United States
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
evenpoorer
United States
Bad day, huh?
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Anonymous
Elwood, Australia
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
ari
United States
Freak
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
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ilyuhms 0
i wish my job was that exciting
SxeDaze 13
Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.
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Comments (107)
DownWithSebster 9
Isn't that part of your job? Why are you surprised?
cordelay98 10
sounds better than my life! I want some exciting things to happen to me!
captainfalcon7 0
did you get a raise?
MeMoUpT 0
Uzz that happened to me a bunch of times. When I worked security. You got alot more bs like that coming around your way man just expect it .
killak41 9
Trial by fire???
pandalove17 2
Lmao
mixmaster647 2
Why are you complaining its just ur job x.x
jasonpatel03 0
Started out reading it casually and ended up with my eyes super wide and me saying "ohh shiit" haha
julian24245 0
B**** please, that how I start off every morning.
ilovemusic0205 7
^Win
WhiteJoker_fml 7
Lol that's kinda like my summer job this year. On my first day on duty: "Attention Attention this is a staff announcement, code 1000 central warehouse, code 1000 central warehouse." Guess where I was standing? Also code 1000 is a pre-warning for evacuation... Luckily it got called off, but it was exciting nonetheless. Or that time that there was a stray backpack...