Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Well, you got an FML published, so I'd say the interest you gained was worth it.
Welshite 40
And now you can brag about how priceless you are.
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Comments (28)
Welshite 40
And now you can brag about how priceless you are.
MyGFisaturd 23
I hope you mean ex-boyfr... Wait nevermind
Mightyrif 23
Did you even read the FML?
UserError94 18
I thought it was the funniest comment on her yet lol!
Wizardo 34
Its just a reflection of what 98% of the comments are these days. No one has fun anymore. Was a hilarious comment though.
ohjoy15 33
Well, granted it was only your second day, that's why it took them an hour to notice. That still sucks though. FYL.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
The company is at fault For locking you in the vault. With management you should consult So we can be adults.
cheeeksss 29
Why were you alone? I worked in a bank for 3 years and one of the first things we were taught is to ALWAYS go into the vault with a partner (security measure to prevent stealing).
danman27 15
Why would anyone think YDI
Tripartita 45
If you hit that button on 500 FMLs, you get the "YDI Master" badge. The rush of endorphins can last for days, and a few people have nearly OD'd from it.
Tripartita 45
Well, you got an FML published, so I'd say the interest you gained was worth it.
monkeytater96 23
Well you were new so it's not like they were used to looking for you. Heck they probably didn't even know your name. If you'd been there awhile they probably would have noticed. Don't get butt hurt. You know you'd probably have done the same!
Skycop_S 23
Well, who knows? Maybe you didn't meet everybody that was working there at the time.
Valnura 12
Oh no, you poor thing! What happened afterwards?
kbecks87 16
It's your second day - they don't even know you yet, let alone care where you are. Chill OP, you won't make any friends with that attitude.