Worstjob
United States
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Mark
United States
Job satisfaction
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
DefinitelyNotDogshit
Levittown, United States
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
minimum wage
Canada
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
LesToiliettes
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Woody
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
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riggens7522 0
I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."
sthrr 6
at least he decided to welcome you :)
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Comments (139)
mattitucklove01 0
what a freaking dumb ass! no respect at all. just goes to show you what kind of parents are really out there! that's why the world is the way it is seriously !
lolitaababy 0
someone did that last week at the movie theatre where I work. it's ******* gross. it was funny on south park, not when you have to clean it up -_-
organolithium_fml 9
hmmm... looks like a mystery for the Hardy Boys
djmigues 7
South Park.
skulluks 0
That's an everyday thing, not because you were new. Welcome to the job though.
cptmorgan15 2
Everyday?? Damn, where did you grow up? I mean, I can see once being kind of funny, but everyday!? What kind of kids shit in the urinal on a daily basis?
lacrossekid 0
Lunch ??
mfjkr 10
hey I'm getting a raging clue.....my clues pointing this way....ohh let's follow your clue
spicyasscakes 0
lolol the hardly boys and the case of the urinal turd
MatGag17895 11
I bet the guy saw that on South Park so he wanted to reproduce it...
FMLoverAgain 7
you two ******* ingrates. You'd be sitting in your own pile of shit and pee if it were not for the janitors.
FMLrojas 0
sounds like my school