Worstjob
United States
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Mark
United States
Job satisfaction
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
DefinitelyNotDogshit
Levittown, United States
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
minimum wage
Canada
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
LesToiliettes
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Woody
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
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riggens7522 0
I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."
sthrr 6
at least he decided to welcome you :)
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Comments (139)
Allabaster 0
it's all down hill from here. Well, until the next time.
OAAS 0
Go find him and shit in his backpack, see how he likes it
pikle101 0
I agree! seriously who ***** in the urinal?! like eew! what if some other guy comes in and sees a guy with his penis hanging out and pooping in the urinal.
nanotide 0
at least you don't have to fish it out of water.
yoshimieve 1
True, true.
LaChula 0
well that does suck but you choose the job so get used to it or find a new job... anyways y would u go to school for so many years so you could go Back to clean after schools
TomPusslicker 21
you're a dumb bitch. first off, your comment is unoriginal, and second, im pretty sure no ones life ambition is to be a 'master of the custodial arts'...or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it..lol (had to) We cant all be doctors and presidents.
wilsonchewy 0
la chula you are hot
dunner12 0
FYL for trying to hit on girl in here. get out more you pathetic douche.
SadinSherman 16
Maybe he needed the job,to feed his family
CommonSenseKarma 17
I find your lack of gratitude extremely unsuitable for your occupation.
VelnaaValo 3
hahaha
Midgey93 0
That'ls just gross..i wudve given up there and then
domosumo 0
Why would somebody do that?
TomPusslicker 21
the stalls were full?
VelnaaValo 3
YDI for being a janitor, you should do a job you love.
Ranimal 12
Not everyone gets to score a job they love.
ronkster44 2
Someone needs a reality check, quick...
swaggintothamax 0
I was thinking about becoming a crack dealer. not a mean crack dealer though. just walk up to my friends and be like "hey guys, want some crack?" you know something like that. Ricky Bobby
lalagirl912 0
ohh ohh I'm getting a raging clue!
mandafager 32
My clue is pointing this way! ->
hooray4mo 2
the mystery of the urinal deuce
Hidan_fml 0
Better call the Hardly Brothers...