Worstjob
United States
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Mark
United States
Job satisfaction
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
DefinitelyNotDogshit
Levittown, United States
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
minimum wage
Canada
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
LesToiliettes
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Woody
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
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riggens7522 0
I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."
sthrr 6
at least he decided to welcome you :)
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Comments (139)
Zeb_McBride 0
he must watch south park
j_cat187 20
sounds fun
ERICA833 0
wow was this at hockinson high school because yesterday someone pooped in a urinal!!!
TaTaTanyaHo 5
84 it would kinda be your job to do so
something224 6
Punch that bitch in the stomach!
angrynegro7 16
Now that's what I call a shitty situation!
flbren 0
Ok ok ok...I was the one that took a shit in the urinal I am sorry dude clean it and I won't do it again
mysteriouslyunkn 0
bad ass kids! just nasty!
Hippie6 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. that was me :p. nah jk. id do it tho just 2 be a dick cus thats funny shit. literally :p
donkeyshlong42 1
scary pic^^ and janitors are the shit for cleaning up your shit