Mofisto
United States
Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Anonymous
Fraiburgo, Brazil
Mistaken identity
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Jeff
United States
Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML
ThatEndedWell
Staten Island, United States
MMA FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Anonymous
Croydon, Australia
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML
John
Watertown, United States
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Anonymous
No means no
Today, I got beat up at the bar. Why? I politely rejected a guy's sexual advances, so he turned to physical intimidation. I'm a soft-spoken 5'6 straight male. I've been ghosted by every woman I've talked to in the past two years. The only attention I've gotten is from men who can't take no for an answer. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
Top comments
Arbosis 0
wtf why where you in a lesbian bar?
that_one_guy 0
I bet he was doing the highly credited and validated attack plan of "scoping out for bis." Of course I'm kidding about highly credited and validated bit but never the less. And I wouldn't worry to much about you loosing the fight, unless some mates saw it happen, some of those women can be pretty fierce.
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Comments (129)
zombiegold 23
WTF?
CharliesCool2084 8
You were planning on beating up a bunch of women?
chubby_choco 17
Don't **** with girls who root for the home team, bitch.
kei1108 13
I really don't think that the fact that you're a man has anything to do with this. Anyone can lose to any fight. YDI For starting it, though.
bigmackin35 0
The Sheman get aggressive this time of year
redhedsaysrawr 18
Never mess with a butch... theyll kick your ass...
StormRaider358 2
You think you're a man? No sir, you are simply classified as a male, only because you were born with that equipment. Now to be a man, you must be swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
yarani 26
You sir, are awesome :D
paytonio 8
1) why the hell were you in a lesbian bar?! 2) thats sexist. 3) pick a fight with me, lololol. lets see what happens. need i mention, I kickbox, Im in MMA, I grapple/wrestle, anddd I dont let anybodyy start shit with me. So you had every reason for your ass to be grass.
stimpy12 5
that will teach you
corocoro 30
There's just so much wrong with this. Well, at least you got what you deserved.