Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I tore an intercostal muscle in my ribs. Now I can't cover my cough, as I have to cross my arms against my ribcage to stop the pain. FML, FML, F Me All Day Long (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells). FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML
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Nimmrodel 11
A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.
Frelling 0
33, damn straight. Everyone knows they make rugby balls from pollen.
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locachick101 0
omg that's so bad and you can barley breathe or sneeze, if that was me I wouldn't go any were
Frelling 0
I didn't know rugby was played in the US, or by girls. That is pretty cool, always thought playing nearly the same game with helmets and padding was kinda wimpy.
singhjr96 0
Being a football player I'm gonna tell you straight out, my padding n helmet has saved my life couple of times. but there still are bones breaking. and rugby and football are played COMPLETLY DiFeReNtLy. just because we have pads doesent make us less manly.
singhjr96 0
and in rugby(which i have played) there are ALOT less nasty hits.
Frelling 0
Here, have a tissue.
singhjr96 0
lol, not tryin tp throw a hissy fit(even though it sounds like it. but just sayin. thanks for the tissue though :p
ktbird 0
We play hockey too ;)
Frelling 0
43, damn you, you've changed the dynamic and made me look like the assgoblin.
spencerchu 0
why dnt u use allergy meds?
you_freak 7
Chicks who play rugby are awesome!
sk3l370n 0
large kichen you have
shanks0341 0
I say fml to your life not because of your comment but because your stupid enough to think you can sprain your sternum! last time I checked it wasn't a joint
Niicky_fml 20
this
fmlismynewspaper 7
oh dude that SUCKS
capt_awesome1 11
sucks to be you.
Casuality 6
Well, I hope you'll get well soon.(: I have no idea how much time it will take for it to heal but try to stay strong,if not for yourself -then for the people who love you. At least you still can breath, and I'm sure life has a lot of good things in store for you.
cptmorgan15 2
I bet you give pep talks to high school students in auditoriums.
litjie17 0
You cannot sprain your sternum! You can bruise it, or strain/sprain the intercostal muscles. Oh and btw, even in uncivilised Africa we have access to pretty good anti-allergy meds!
RedPillSucks 33
Uncivilized Africa? Really? You're going to label an entire continent with nearly 50 countries all together?
TheNewGuy03 29
redpillsucks, the above commenter is actually from south africa, and -- color me retarded if i'm wrong -- but it seems like they've wriggled a self-deprecating joke in there. >< respect. |the kid|