Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I tore an intercostal muscle in my ribs. Now I can't cover my cough, as I have to cross my arms against my ribcage to stop the pain. FML, FML, F Me All Day Long (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells). FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML
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Nimmrodel 11
A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.
Frelling 0
33, damn straight. Everyone knows they make rugby balls from pollen.
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Comments (82)
GirlyTomBoy 0
how exactly do u sprain a bone??? u can break or fracture 1 but sprain? no
nooriginalnames 0
I know your pain op I have allergies when I play rugby but that's what benidrylls for
fadingaway 17
Of course you can sprain a bone. Haven't you ever heard of spraining your ankle? I sprained my wrist when I was 9. OP, here's an idea, get some allergy meds or stay inside away from the pollen.
Miss_Random 0
Benadryl.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Bingo.
catatonicsleep 17
I know how you feel OP, I had my sternum broken for heat surgery, that hurt, especially when I woke up puking from the anesthetic, puking with an broken sternum is painful...
missjet 0
ouch I'm sorry
Miss_Random 0
I believe when you sprain an ankle it is the muscle and/or tendons that get sprained. Not bone. Bones break/fracture. Muscles and tendons sprain.
luvh8a 0
how do you play rugby but have pillen allergies?
promarkchris 6
A sprain by definition occurs at a joint, and to a ligament, muscle or tendon. Flop.
jessdanceaway 0
Woah. Bet you had fun.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Haha I honestly read, "Today, I sprained my rectum..." I was really looking forward to finding out how you did THAT.
Snake867 1
So you have pollen allergies and yet you still go outside to play rugby by choice and get hurt in the process. How is this not your own damn fault?