dumbbass
Canada
Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Louis
South Africa
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
SpontaneousAM
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Clutz
United States
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
tikizombie
Canada
Not getting my deposit back
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
SexyQueen0905
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Anonymous
I hate my life
Today, during a presentation, I gestured too dramatically and launched my pen across the room. It bounced off the projector screen, hit my boss’s coffee cup, and splattered it across the conference table. Everyone froze while I jokingly apologized to the table. FML
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mandiecait 0
Awww. Accidents happen! Sorry, OP
idkweird 0
uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.
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Comatose27 0
YDI means you deserved it. obviously, this moron deserved it... FYL for being stupid, YDI for not being careful. FAIL.
htownlove 0
worst fml ever! so what if it fried an extension cord!
kevino1177 0
ha
chocobunnyyumyum 0
thtats not the worst. i've read one tht was completely awful. "i went on FML, laughed, and got to work" laaaame... -_-
thewoodridgekid 0
yddi cuz humans make mistakes
iloveloosy12 0
ydi for drinking tea. period
M16a2 0
snickerdoodles I apologize for all the nerds here that are assaulting you with harsh comments. they are the ones that need lives :)
idkweird 0
uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.
kbolt88 0
umm...so? How is this an fml. quality is tanking.
bieberfever_96 0
#13 lick ma dick ****!
kbolt88 0
Also, I would like to no how snickerdoodles is 16 but sum how a college student? there is no way any 16 year old could get into college. way too immature. snickers fails at life for lying
boatkicker 5
Some high schools have dual-credit options with community colleges. Technically that would make her be a high schooler and a college student. Also, some students can and do graduate from high school very young. One of the girls in my graduating class was 16. I think she turned 17 before starting college, but she may not have.
prncastrmcld 0
I started college at 15. so yeah, it happens. don't make assumptions about things you know nothing about
swaneh 0
Snickerdoodles- Not to mention an absurdly large nose. (: Yeah, yeah, my apologies and all, but really - I couldn't resist.
swaneh 0
Nice, I guess? But now I'm just amused at the fact that you feel the need to defend your nose after a comment from someone you've never met, let alone someone whose opinion you should care about. You've just contradicted the couldn't-care-less balsiness that you stress so much on your profile. Therefore, your information is now flawed. I love insecurities. ;)
sam411411 0
snickers, you mean AND spell? not an an ability. I believe the grammer police has failed this time.
knockasauras 0
not an fml....doucher