Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Osakhomen 0
You can't be thrown out of college unless she has proof, if you didn't cheat, she probably won't have proof. They might ask you take another test to prove you know the material, so be prepared for that.
choosemusic 0
wtf? idiot professor.
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ihatedads 0
first!
Al_Capwn20 0
second!
schwinn11 0
Cheaters never prosper
aperfecte 0
a perfect score is hard to believe
spiderman0606 0
Zazu: Cheetahs never prosper. And it's kind of hard to believe that all this happened in one day.
cassdede 0
haha loser u may not be the "prefect student"
Itsmekenzie97 0
haha... that suxssss!
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Sue Them
ImaginaryFoe 1
Sue who for what? A similar thing happened to me with the SATs. My score wasn't perfect but it was extremely high. I had to retake it and I did even better the second time around. They will probably give you a chance to retest before they toss you. Good luck.
cdogbeastman 0
ur just jealous cuz u dont have a penis
AMusiciansHeart 2
It's very possible if you're very smart.
Vayant 0
#42 People fail to realize that just because it starts with "Today" that it actually happened today. Not many people say, "Wow, FML. I think I'm gonna post that. 1 sec."
harryman04 0
@74 NICE BODY
boyguydudemalema 0
well u can ask him if he can prove it, if u didn't cheat then he'd prolly stfu amd get on with his life or give u a retest
harryman04 0
@77 your pic is so win. god bless you.
Reyo 2
Fortunately for you, people can't base expulsion based decisions on "Well I THINK he cheated". She needs to have caught you in the act for it to hold ground. You seriously need to take it up with the head of the dept. If your professor IS the head of the dept...well that's just bad luck. But yeah, if you had to ACE it just to pass it, chances are you failed everything else in the class whether it be homework or quizzes, and getting a perfect score after failing everything else? That's something I would find hard to believe myself. While I agree that you life is ******, you did set yourself up for it.
Ibonkedyourmom 0
@74 damn that's all I have to say
cookiemobzta 0
Cheaters never prosper
suppressed08 2
the OP might not have cheated, they might just be rather lazy in class, then pull off stunts like this - guys I know do it (Jammy gits hehe)
Kitouran 30
It's almost like every fml has to start with 'Today,' despite the actual timespan.
chocobunnyyumyum 0
that sucks
Pearljammer001 0
I AM NOT calling fake, but doesn't this fml sound familiar?
chocobunnyyumyum 0
it does sound familiar *detective music plays*
exoticfuck 0
it sounds like a freakin movie i've seen. but if you actually did get a perfect score then nice man XD
adriiana1019 0
pearljammer001...it does sound familiar this isn't the first fml like this there are plenty of other ones some are from kids in highschool this one Is from college and others are from work I think they are fake! or least one of them has to be true though
choosemusic 0
wtf? idiot professor.
khung835 6
yeah *** HIS life. how in hell is it possible that he has a FINAL in the end of feb?
lenin 0
it's ******* COLLEGE, Einstein. Classes don't always start in September...
mad1735 1
It's the quarter system. Finished my last final today.
cmac86 24
I took a final last week.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
he can't tell you that you cheated unless he actually catches you and have evidence that you cheated... tell him he fails at life for me
doglover100 29
He just doesn't realize Op's potential to study and do his best. He's one of those teacher's who see nothing in the students and think that they will always fail or do badly.
Chasted 0
A royal pain in the ass but unless he has proof that you cheated...
YUMmMm 0
I would have sued him...
socaldgaf69 0
and your bithing because
greatnt249 0
He crammed for a day and a half...not exactly a long time spent studying, especially since he already admitted needing to ace the exam to PASS the class. OP, while I'm not saying you didn't pull it off, you've gotta admit that failing a class up to the final and then acing the final would very likely draw the attention of the professor.
ouchthatsux 0
^This
pun619 0
thats got to suk big time. especially after studing for soo long
wiiareonfire 0
you fail?
Osakhomen 0
You can't be thrown out of college unless she has proof, if you didn't cheat, she probably won't have proof. They might ask you take another test to prove you know the material, so be prepared for that.
Hunter329 0
FYL That teacher must have one helluva grudge against you! My teacher (Magos) in 4th grade hatied me for god knows why, and never accused me of cheating. Even the one time I did! ;)
ChihiruLee 0
was it on a spelling test and the word was hated?
00pedro00 0
hahaha 51,
cassdede 0
niiiiccee BURN!!!
SimpleMinds_fml 7
4th grade? Are you like 10 or some thing?
x805xUnknown 6
That is the gayest thing ever, I'd be soo pissed if I worked so hard for something and just ended up being labeled a cheater. Fyl
teentee401 37
Not sure what any of this has to do with homosexuality but alright...
KazersGamers 16
Yeah seriously. How is this homosexual in any sense of the word?
24788 7
Ask her to find the evidence. You can't just call someone a cheater.
chocobunnyyumyum 0
ya! like police need proof to call someone guilty
sadistmonkey 19
yeah...the police CAN'T call someone guilty...they can arrest you but the courts decide guilt.
afatmonkey 0
Hey! There can only be one monkey on the comment page! Which is me!
SuiGeneris01 2
**** that your teacher can't prove that you cheated because you you didn't cheat. tell your teacher to prove that you cheated or your teacher can't do that. don't let that stop you from getting to a college you want.