Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
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blaaaaakely 0
n00b. kill her with a pavelow!
cooluc 0
I'll just come out and say it: bieber sucks. no coughing needed
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bieberfever_96 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
double check if your not dating a guy
NYKnicks36 0
terrible picture
Mahyar 2
beiber is a ******.
Inabsentia 0
MW2=addictive sh!t
Bl4ck_1c3 2
just check you aren't on this all the time like snickerdoodles.
fueledbyshar 0
Win. *coughSnickerdoodlesstopmakingfunofjustinbecauseyouprobablylikesomegaysingercough*
Enoch134 0
WTF u complaining for ur set as long as she can play with one hand or without looking if u get what I mean
sam411411 0
37 wins. snicker is so annoying
cooluc 0
I'll just come out and say it: bieber sucks. no coughing needed
TapeMan_3000 0
*coughjustinbeibersingslikeagayfaggotwithno talentcough*
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why does the "perfect" woman have to be suspected of being a guy? Why don't you play too, OP? She sounds awesome.
TapeMan_3000 0
what I meant to say was that Justin beiber likes men in his pants. cause he borrows pants from other men. after he slept with them. on a camping trip. in the boy scouts. so basically he has no talent and sings like a loser. but MW2 is fun unless everyone camps.
vrock 0
everyone stop coughing it's anyoing. and op you should dump the crazy b¡ch
PsychoMerk 0
@ 59. I know right?! it's like guys are gay!
basketballFMLs 0
ikr snickerdoodles is a fag who is on this app 24/7
troyboyd05 0
Uh, I actually support snickerdoodles on this one. Justin Bieber is possibly the gayest thing on this planet. Everyone I've asked has said he likes penis. A lot.
Darraghscoot 0
the first thing snickerdoodles has ever said that i agree with! still dont like her tho :/ if it werent for her sometimes bitchy comments i wud swear she was an admin
DGross 8
Yea, usually I'm in the camp of those who don't like snickerdoodles' corrections, however, this time I agree with her. I don't understand what all the fuss is over this Justin guy... I could understand the hype over Jacob but this guy just sucks (in more ways than one probably)
Darraghscoot 0
probably the first thing i ever agree with snickerdoodles on! still doesnt make up for the other stuff. Justin bieber is gay !! I fell in love with him! another zac effron?
Darraghscoot 0
lol original definintion lots of laughs or laugh out loud but now it is so ******* overused and nobody even laughs when they say it i think it really shud mean lack of laughfter.And whoever says lawl is a ******* ******!
DGross 8
that made me lol... lol I see what you mean...
MndM 0
that's not nice
sammiller4 3
xbox in general is addictive
bbuba 0
ain't kiddin it's like a drug
Jessi_Rose96 0
Bieber would make a very pretty girl. If he wasn't famous, he would be made fun of at school because of his gay face, gay hair, and gay voice. Not to mention the way he says "shawty."
allen20 0
snickerddodles is an FML lowlife
Felendris 0
we'll put it this way: Justin bieber sucks. along with snickerdoodles. (lol my iPod corrects bieber to Norbert xD)
Pearljammer001 0
ugh gag, gag. Justin bieber. what are you, 10? he is the definition of gay.
Fabby_fml 2
I love how the entourage of people telling Snickerdoodles to **** off are more amusing than the FML most of the time. :)
The_Norwegian 2
This^ :)
fmlsoobad 0
Justin bieber is not gay.... Justin bieber is a girl
DeathShad0 1
Because there is no such thing as the perfect woman.
harryman04 0
Justin is an awful singer. he is 15 and his voice is higher than my 7 year old sister. his voice needs to drop and it needs to drop now Nuff said.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
i would love a girl like that, OP doesn't know how lucky he is haha
fallingpoint 0
I kno I agree with snickerdoodles beiber is such a ******
Blondie08_fml 0
snickerdoodles looks like a ugly fml orangatang
loski87 4
I think Justin bieber is precious... what's with all the hate
samantha_durano 6
haha, #117, i soo agree.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Justin bieber is a fag i asked everyGIRL in my grade if they like HER 98% percent said no
M4V3R1CKR13 0
JUSTIN BIEBER stop makinh fun of her
xxrogerthatxx 19
137, your mad pretty, snickerdoodles, most of the time I would say *** off, or some shyt like that, but I agree with you this time. everyone needs to get the *** off his 2inch dick because they were about 5 Justin beibers in this world. Zack effron, Corbin blue, etc. not to mention he is a damn female, high ass voice and he is 15.
allyosaugh 0
@82 lulz
RKftw 0
Justin bieber is the son of Alvin and the chipmunks... why do we worship him? I fell that if I rebel I will be put in a dark room with his music play 24/7
Tripout 0
Snick don't listen to them you're cool and filled with wisdom among the art of words . ALSO, WTF??? How can it not be op she's talkin to if they just said that she talks to him over..... I'm confused
KickapooRockstar 0
everyone knows that girls are terrible at video games
chikiitaaa 0
@tripout. she is the one playing. not OP
GeoThermalSleuth 0
What's A Justin Bieber?
boyguydudemalema 0
Summary: Snickerdoodles is annoying as **** or is an annoying ****, however it true that Justin beaver is a shit eating cockmaster that sucks souljahboy's talentless **** and does not deserve the fame. I am not saying that i deserve the fame but he truely is also an annoying **** or also annoying as ****
BobTheSnail 0
MW2 FTW, add my gtag: BobTheSnail(s)
orangefanta 0
why is snickerdoddles hating on Justin so we could stop hating her for a while?? she's not annoying because she corrects grammar but because she is so stuck up and pretends to be better than all the others when in fact she changes her picture to make her more appealing to the other commentors. insecure much?? I got this account to bash her thanks
cantfightfate 0
180..u are amazing!! I did the same. snickerdoodles is so annoying!
laschneider 0
Justin beiber isn't gay, his boyfriend is!
laschneider 0
Justin beiber isn't gay, his boyfriend is!!
brianred5 0
wow fyl for sure
forever2009 0
yeah
3D6AR 0
ur gay
ZeroG9210 0
Might I say just quit bit$*ing and play the god da
JaneINlove 0
maybe u should get better at modern warfare2
bobman555 0
lawl lawl lawl lawl lawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawl lawl lawl lawl lawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawl lawl lawl lawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawllawl lawl ur a ****** noone gives a shit about the meaning lol it involves laughter that it.
bobman555 0
I agree HD Gay if he wasent famous he would made fun of soooo much.
littlemissxtc 0
I always lol when I say lol ... who doesn't?
con5 0
18 ftw Justin biebers a fag
vvvvvsss 0
do u at least get to eat her out durring the game
SAMHAlN 0
I love that game
chelzy 0
snickerdoodles wins... for once. Justin beiber is a queer. btw, I moved my xbox into my girlfriends house so we could play at the same time. try that.
magnis 0
so true
Lg11 3
I don't get it :/
aznboy97 0
the guy is saying that the GIRLFRIEND is playing not him & she only talks to him during the intermissions
ehbabeyyyXxx 0
duh SHES playing the game NOT HIM an she won't talk to him unless there's n intermission
Lg11 3
thanks :)
jellybean120 10
I didn't get it either. thanks!
tisiphone_fml 0
I got it, but I don't get what the FML is. Do they only have one controller? I am also guilty of this...
boyguydudemalema 0
Oh no, his gf is probably playing OL which is only 1 player therefore he cannot play with her unless he buys his own ps3/xbox.
sarcdude 3
same, I had the general idea but I didn't see what the fml in this was. seriously, I've never played this game before but I'm sure that like other first person shooters that it has co-op, so OP, shell out the $40 for a wireless controller.
blaaaaakely 0
n00b. kill her with a pavelow!
xXSc3n1cXx 0
noo! tac nuke. >:)
TBevan 3
lawless agreed
TehFuzzyOne 0
hehe. I think you mean "lawl"? my iPhone does that all the time :/
elfboyz 1
I have me an iPhone. leme check: lawl
Theblue_fml 0
use your tactical insertion to spawn in her base
LMA0 5
Call in a precision air strike all over her face. No scope headshot! ;)
oooCANDLEMANooo 2
only if you're not a boosting ******.. get that nuke legit!. i've never had a nuke though.. FML
Pearljammer001 0
pavelows are annoying as **** sometimes
wtf20007 10
n00b tube ftw!
boyguydudemalema 0
@#74 hows about intserting you tactical insertion inside her O.O
LMA0 5
That's what he was referring to. idiot.
Malik Nouman 3
test
Sindyy 0
Huh? I didn't get it. :S
Sindyy 0
Oh, oh, oh! I got it.
PoopTrainDix 0
because you are retarded
metalmaniac088 0
ur right if she is hot then she is bad ass.
colomexparra 0
how would she be perfect for every guy? u sure shes not a man??? double check.
brakessuck 0
awesome!
afatmonkey 0
Ever see The Crying Game? It's happening for real, right in front of you. So be prepared. (you know, by bringing a condom for each of you)
colomexparra 0
hahaha. @ 1 didnt even see u commented the same. great minds think alike..
Hellishowl 17
Or at least really generic people
spikey818 9
mw2 rockz!
sertyla 1
No