dumbbass
Canada
Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Louis
South Africa
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
SpontaneousAM
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Clutz
United States
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
tikizombie
Canada
Not getting my deposit back
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
SexyQueen0905
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Anonymous
I hate my life
Today, during a presentation, I gestured too dramatically and launched my pen across the room. It bounced off the projector screen, hit my boss’s coffee cup, and splattered it across the conference table. Everyone froze while I jokingly apologized to the table. FML
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mandiecait 0
Awww. Accidents happen! Sorry, OP
idkweird 0
uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.
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sam411411 0
lol watch the hangover
radmuffin 12
why the hell say uncovered containers? It's called a lid.
ScaryyMary 14
#58, were you referring to me making a joke or me trying to correct a bunch of idiots?
swaneh 0
rutard [roo-tahrd] -noun, Informal. A coalition of "retard" (meaning a slowing down or hindering of progress, used in this case to refer to a "slow" individual) and "rube" (an unsophisticated person from a rural area; hick.) (:
swaneh 0
#77 Hmm, more likely the idiot-thing. When you informed me on college-age yadda yadda that I could really care less about? I assume you thought I was one of the people that were under the impression of the "no sixteen-year-olds in college" facade.
bigz1 0
o kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
tboudre 0
that's pretty lame. could you imbellish the story a bit for entertainment purposes? maybe it could have fried your computer with a month's work on it, or shocked you silly, or something? honestly, how did this get on FML?
Asstazztic 8
YDI for not getting electracuted
Devyn333 16
didn't you know there was wires down there? I'd have automatically moved them.
brokenship 0
I feel sympathy for you snickerdoodles, having to use a sippy cup at your age. It must be hard not being coordinated or mature enough to drink from a normal glass.