Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.
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Comments (164)
james9120 7
Ah, I remember those days..
yeongji 31
YDI for letting him have his own laptop at such a young age. Aside from worrying about him watching ****, you should also worry about the people he could have met online. Either start tracking what he does online, or take his laptop away.
Michael_92 20
People don't get the damage that can be done only being 11 and exposed to that. You can say purity and all that but when push comes to shove at that age you ARE NOT mature enough to understand it. If you grow up thinking that **** is how the real thing goes then you got another thing coming.
Pyapi 20
I've had my own computer since I was 9. Never had a problem speaking with strangers on the internet or looking at things I shouldn't have. My parents were honest with me and told me about the dangers of the internet and, for the most part, I obeyed their guidelines without them having to place parental control or checking on me. I used my computer for studying and gaming. Really, I believe it is a matter of determining HOW mature a child is, rather than his/her age. OP should speak to his son about sex. He should explain to him how unrealistic **** is and why someone so young shouldn't be watching such a thing. Be clear, honest, and thorough, kids are more likely to disobey if they don't know what their parents are defending/protecting them against.
CommunistBanana 8
Reminds me of my 8 year old neighbor who has a laptop among many other things
pandarawrable 12
So...you gave him back the laptop after you caught him watching ****?..... Yeah good job
wvcheesehead1 9
Take his computer maybe take him outside and explain to him the big scary orange ball in the sky.
cieloalicia 16
Kids don't get outside nearly enough anymore.
xr0517 10
take **** away and maybe prostitude next time,got knee to knee with him and moving it to the right direction
corysgirl1206 1
Maybe an 11 year old shouldn't have his own laptop!!??
amifaiyaz 12
You're never going to stop him, it's ****. Just relax, it's natural.
tenfiftynine 12
11 isn't that young to own a laptop. I had a lot of papers and projects to type. The last thing OP expected was for him to watch. He was just curious.
kawaiisakura 12
A lot of people did..and I'd say that for the most part, a lot of us had to share the bulky desktop computers where we were supervise they don't need their own personal laptop -.-
kawaiisakura 12
supervised.* They* -.-
Bad_Bre 10
he's eleven let him have his little adventure in life