Today, my husband guilt-tripped me for buying a $14 purse. According to him, my old one, with its busted zipper, frayed hems and holes in the interior, was still “perfectly good to hold all your crap.” I literally only have one purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend showed me a Louis Vuitton bag and asked if I could buy it for her. I told her I don’t have that kind of money. She said, “That wasn’t my question; my question was, could you buy it?” I said, “No.” She then said, “Broke and lacks listening skills. I’m better off.” Four years down the drain over a purse. FML
Today, in desperate need of cash to get me by until payday, I decided to pawn one of my nicer possessions, a Coach purse. Today, I learned that counterfeiters are getting a lot better at their profession. Now I have no money AND a fake purse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I bought two new makeup palettes. He ranted that I have too much already, it all looks the same, and that I’m a hoarder. Last month he threatened to break up with me for throwing out condiments that were two years past their expiration dates. FML
Today, before I washed my husband’s stinky work jacket, I made sure to check the pockets. What I didn’t realise was that there was another pocket which had two USB sticks with all of his students’ work on them. The guilt trip has been going on for hours, and I’m 39 weeks pregnant, stressed out of my mind. FML
Today, the only food in the house is canned beans and vegetables that I can’t stand. My dad refuses to go to the store because, "we can't afford it." Meanwhile, my stepmom just came home with a brand new Gucci purse. FML
Today, I decided to use a newer purse because my old one was ripped. When I got off the bus, the automatic back doors closed on me before I could get fully out, and my new purse got ripped too. FML
Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
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Anderling 33
Get a better husband. One who can comprehend what “broken beyond repair” is.
TheMadKian 9
throw Away the whole husband tell him, you need the new husband too
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Anderling 33
Get a better husband. One who can comprehend what “broken beyond repair” is.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Next time he buys anything for himself, turn it back on him. He'll either see how stupid he was, and apologize, or he'll insist it's "not the same". Whatever he does, ignore the stupid bastard until he does the right thing.
TheMadKian 9
throw Away the whole husband tell him, you need the new husband too
IHaveThePower 18
Buy fancy fabric and sew your own. Get semiprecious stone beads for decoration. Then say you're 'saving money by doing it yourself'. (It's about twice as expensive but nobody ever figures this out...plus, you get not just a fancy purse, but you get to decide how many pockets it has. Why yes, I did knit a bag for my wallet\first aid kit\pocketknife\various other things, how do you know?)
FluffythePink 24
I'd trade that twat in for a new one.
RichardPencil 32
I'd rather not look at Urban Dictionary, so does "twat" mean broken purse?