illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Top comments
amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (359)
Gyppo 0
Good luck
pimpmonkey 1
sucks for u
h3ath3rM_C_R 7
E -bay.
ChuckNorriss_fml 0
I'll find him and roundhouse kick him to death
rofflewaffle 9
Heh, everyone's saying "call the police" without the full story. Police in the Phil are corrupt as hell. If the boyfriend is friends with cops, has any kind of status, or is willing to pay a few people off, the girl is screwed. You can seriously get away with murder if you have enough money.
HomeAl0ne 20
Cool! So now she just has to spend another day in her room figuring out how to get enough money without dying.
flee_fml 0
o shit .... hit him with a bat whatever you do bring a weapon
chelspm 5
I feel you. its terrifying... don't be alone when you break up with him, even doing it in a public place is better than alone.
CurlyChica808 4
get him to dump you. eat all his food, act like a pig, be disgusting, disrespect his parents, embarrass him publicly, talk about your feelings, never wear makeup or do your hair, and cry. alot. best of luck.
sunlovinmama 1
also call him foofie as a pet name and talk to him like a baby, put tampons and other Girly stuff in his ride and insist that yall have to be together every second. if he looks around start asking him why he's checking that girl out and start freaking out.
CurlyChica808 4
^^yess
chaostheosis 0
kick him in the balls and steal his wallet and spend all the money on his credit card on blow up dolls
chaostheosis 0
kick him in the balls and steal his wallet and spend all the money on his credit card on blow up dolls