Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Rip it up and start again
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
No refunds, no returns
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
Get on with it!
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Where's my stuff?
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Respect
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI
ricm916 4
Dumbass....
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GothicAngel17 24
How were you able to use an ENTIRE paycheck on such luxuries? You don't appear to have your priorities right.
thiscrazything 1
Best not to judge how other people live their lives, she may have worked hard enough in previous weeks to afford this week in clothes. For all we know, OP was wearing old worn out clothes that needed to be replaced. Shame to have left them on the train, but I'm sure every one of us has made stupid mistakes, well at least I know I have...
Yodaevil 4
13, thank you! I was beginning to think there was no hope for the youth of America. Riding the train? Glad you're spending you're Starbucks paycheck on A&F, and not getting a, oh I dunno, car? I make a decent wage and have to budget new shoes in weeks in advance. Stupid house/car/insurance/bills! Like O.M.G.! :)
elmousey 5
Getting a car is stupid in New York, especially if OP lives in an apartment. My wife is the only one working right now while I'm finishing school, and we budget her income so that one bi-weekly check goes to bills and the other is pretty much play money. If you don't live above your means it's not hard. That said, it's odd that someone with the means to buy things for themselves would make you lose hope in the youth of America.
GothicAngel17 24
I think he was referring to me as an American :|
GothicAngel17 24
How were you able to spend an ENTIRE paycheck on such luxuries? You don't appear to have your priorities right.
woainishamu 21
I guess your summer shopping spree was off the rails.
kait314 6
Lmao off the rails indeed.. :D)))
unknown_user5566 27
YDI for two reasons: 1) You spent an ENTIRE paycheck on clothing. I'm going to assume you are not rich, because if you were, losing the clothes wouldn't be a huge deal. So if my assumption is correct, I'm not sure why you'd spend all of your money at once. Granted, people probably do this more than I realize, I just can't wrap my head around it. I'm too frugal I suppose. 2) Your obvious lack of cognizance for the items you spent your entire paycheck on. I can't imagine being that careless after spending so much money!
GovernorGeneral 8
The human mind is'nt perfect, lady. Things sometimes slip the mind. Happens to everyone. But your first reason is true...
GovernorGeneral 8
Wew. Was wondering why the 'is'nt' looked so weird. Couldnt put a finger on it xD. isn't *
emilyjgraham 34
I can admit that I've spent my months pay shopping (granted I don't earn much) but I only did it if I knew I had money saved to get me by til next month. It's possible op lives at home and her parents don't expect her to pay rent so she doesn't have any worries/priorities with money yet! Just throwing it out there. I will admit though, I'm not stupid enough to leave them on the train!
perdix 31
#18, you're first assumption may not be correct. She may not be rich, but she might have blown all her money on clothes as an investment to attract a rich guy and get access to his wealth. It sure beats going across the Hudson River and literally digging for gold in Jersey.
brackaman 18
I don't know 74, I think the gold digging builds character. Maybe as a new yorker I'm biased, but lord knows I think some people in NJ could use some character.
MarisaCB 16
I think you guys are over-thinking this. I have a job, but I live with my parents. Literally all my money goes to things like clothes, or to a savings account. So maybe "a whole paycheck" just referred to her spending more at one time than ever. Still though, op is a half-wit for leaving all that on the train. It would either be a lot of bags with lots of stuff, or if the items were more expensive, even dearer to op's heart. So, YDI op. I wish I could have all the clothes on the train...
TheDrifter 24
If op is old enough to have a paycheck she should have been taught monetary priorities by now. While I could certainly afford to spend half my month's pay on clothes, why? There are much more important things to do with much of that money.
annie_nk 23
Some hobo is gonna look great this summer ;) But seriously, if there's a lost and found, tell em and they might show up.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Doubt they'll show up there. Nobody ever sends lost items to the lost and found; they just keep them :/ sad but true
annie_nk 23
Yeah humanity isn't exactly thriving, sadly. I found an iPad in a bathroom during church once. I gave it to lost and found and it returned to it's owner. But that's just me.
perdix 31
#36, a fat dude would turn the clothes in to the lost-and-found. Unless the OP was also fat and was into cross-dressing. #45, iPads can be located remotely, so returning it to its rightful owner doesn't qualify you for sainthood. You simply avoided being next week's sermon on hypocrisy.
annie_nk 23
Nah I just didn't want someone else to walk off with it. Also I wasn't aiming to score a gold star from Jesus.
drunkandfml 11
NEVER spend an entire paycheck. YDI!
suckmylife669 0
Who would spend their ENTIRE paycheck on clothes? I guess OP.
AbbyAbyss 5
Is it bad that this made me laugh?
GovernorGeneral 8
It's horrible. Pfft.
FuckYourProblems 6
Really? How does that even happen?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
how could you spend so much money and forget your stuff? I for one will buy a bracelet and hold on to it for dear life