Ashley
Bellerose, United States
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chelsea
Perth, Australia
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Rip it up and start again
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Gabi
United Kingdom
No refunds, no returns
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Get on with it!
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
sirensaresexy
Long Beach, United States
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
embarrassed
United States
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
freezingtodeath
United States
Where's my stuff?
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Anonymous
Respect
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Cheech
United States
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
baconistasty27
San Diego, United States
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI
ricm916 4
Dumbass....
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Comments (143)
sanche69 0
you dun goofed
I_dont_exist 5
high 5 for hobos in designer jeans and nike's :D
Roskosity 22
109- It's not uncommon in big cities to not own a car and to take public transportation. Not only is it better for the environment, it's just more convenient. Spending an entire paycheck on clothes though? Sounds more like Sex and the City than reality.
hateevryone 15
How can you just up & leave all of your stuff like that?
fatalwish 6
your an idiot for riding the train with that much shit anyway
iTransform 8
at least the less fortunate can thank you?
onorexveritas 24
Ohmygosh ydi
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There are so many things wrong here, and unanswered questions. First of all, how the hell can you spend an entire paycheck, regardless of its value, on nothing but clothes? Ever heard of having bills to pay? Which makes me think you're still living rent-free at home, in which case you need to stop being a spoiled brat and mooching off your parents. You should be saving your money to move out, not splurging on overpriced crap. I'm wondering how much all that stuff cost...I bet you went to some name-brand store too like Aeropastale or something. /facepalm This is what's wrong with society...
chippa 24
Okay... First of all, Aeropostale is a store that sells inexpensive clothing aimed at pre-teens and young teens. Second of all, OP could very well be a kid in grade school with a job. (OPDI nevertheless for foolishly forgetting his/her purchases.)
Jirekianu2 19
Did anyone else imagine that the only way OP forgot the bags was with their nose in a smart phone, walking off and away from the train?
ZeroIce 12
*clap, clap* "Oh good, my slow-clap process is still on, at least we have that."