Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I spent £65 on a pair of jeans after scouring Depop & eBay for hours, only for literally my dream jeans to then pop up in "More recommended" after purchasing, and for a cheaper price and faster shipping, after six hours of searching and spending the last of my paycheck on non-refundable jeans. FML
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Top comments
Crofty92 17
Try down the back of the couch.
Rawrshi 25
One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!
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Comments (87)
Liiiiiiiiike 15
The struggle
bekim 11
Are you naruto?
MidnaLink 35
Ramen! Ramen! Ichiraku Ramennnnn!
Ironmayhem 22
You are awsome you know Naruto and Fairytail!
Ironmayhem 22
And you... Attack on Titans!
lord_meloetta 20
Juvia Gray-sama wants you to give OP money
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Time to move back in with your parents
Mii99 16
College!
LegalLoitering 12
The struggle is real
worldclassrager 41
Times are tough...hope you find enough
_spacekid 11
You don't have to be in college to be that broke, maybe OP had a lot of bills to pay and does not get paid enough for food.. OP maybe you can ask a friend or family member for money.
walkernite 12
Ramen has wax to hold the noodles together and can cause cancer.
Enslaved 38
I just watched a YouTube video of a "Walmart ice cream sandwich that doesn't melt", even in 80 degrees weather for over an hour! Can't imagine what's in those things?
cryssycakesx3 23
everything causes cancer, a little wax won't hurt. it'll give your innards a good coating.
petrolhead 12
desperate times call for desperate measures :)
NH_Freelancer 19
Let me guess... You're a professional photographer?