Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I spent £65 on a pair of jeans after scouring Depop & eBay for hours, only for literally my dream jeans to then pop up in "More recommended" after purchasing, and for a cheaper price and faster shipping, after six hours of searching and spending the last of my paycheck on non-refundable jeans. FML
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Top comments
Crofty92 17
Try down the back of the couch.
Rawrshi 25
One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!
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Comments (87)
fantasyworld 39
Did you try the couch cushions?
Fmlreadermostly 20
Apply for food benefits if you need to. There might be a food bank where you live. Oh and in some states you can sell your blood plasm at a center.
Lavakins1 13
And yet you have an iPhone
False_Stupidity 42
How do you know this? Smartphones aren't the only devices in the world capable of accessing FML you know...
beckshniddley 10
Dude this is life. Get over it.
AoC15 10
And they said college was the best time of your life
vikky538 29
TIME to find a job...
bacondidntstrut 19
Sell your computer, buy a suit, and go to as many job interviews as possible. Or kill your roommate and eat him, human flesh is free.
slyde32 12
how would he apply for jobs with no computer?
queenviolet 8
reality is harsh. not everything is easy to get. even things that are supposed to be cheap.
Ass_Butt 1
still has smart phone/ laptop #ButThatsNoneofMyBusiness
DivinePrince 18
If you really needed money, you wouldn't have anything to type this post with. You would have sold it to get money. YDI, you liar.