SimpleSwimmer
United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JTBastry
Today, after graduating from culinary school, I was turned down by Chipotle, Jersey Mike's, and McDonald's entry-level jobs because I didn't have enough experience. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Anonymous
New Taipei, Taiwan
Shy boy
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic recruitment hell
Today, I was rejected from a volunteer position because I "didn't have enough experience." I have a college degree in the specific field they were asking for. FML
issue
Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Me
France
Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tough crowd
Today, my application for a holiday role at a department store was declined because I was "not as qualified as some other candidates." I worked this exact same job at this exact same store last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Top comments
1215116a 14
I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help
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theninja1800 11
First!
diceplaya 12
How dare thou misuse the sacred first spot?... no seriously dude, really?
Rico_Mal1116 0
You should have put under your recent jobs: "being a woman."
Rico_Mal1116 0
You should have put under your recent jobs: "being a woman."
taternuts 0
= your spot on my hit list
trevishere 7
I may be a dude, but I hate sexist ***** like you. You're sitting next to a car that's not yours acting like an idiot. Besides.. it says no where OP is a woman. Idiot. Rant over.
Awsumuzzie 12
I've always wondered where experience is supposed to come from if they all require it. Family business doesn't count.
laurenada 22
Get ******
jerry2011 4
Second
1215116a 14
I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.
epicphails 0
It takes skill to load a dishwasher
judices 0
Maybe op wasn't a girl?
Jennyboo5797 4
Only certain human beings are born with the amazing skill of dishwashing.
JohannMedina 0
I have a PHD in Dish Washing.
Damn_Hippster 11
Are you a woman? (kidding... Mostly)
freddyisepic 2
This fml happened to me too during the summer lol
zbajis 7
60- Cool story bro
XxD3MONxX 3
you must not be a woman
urdirtyolduncle 15
Hey hey hey!! They can be very slippery, wet, and hard. We're still talking about dishes, right?
cfalen 0
Jacked by the dish washing machine
RedSharpieInk 5
Don't they have dishwashers, like the machines ?
EelJumpsRope 0
106- Yes. They have machines that load and unload themselves. You have to hire someone to at least do that much, genius.
CHizzy963369 3
Its a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it. And that somebody is not you.
oSwag 0
You have to be made a dishwasher. You're not a tramsformer, you can't just be one silly.
cloudia32 6
fail.
changesinme 0
Much experience is needed to master the eat of washing a dish
dre_bro11 12
OP, become a sammich (tm) maker instead.
6joe9 0
I am learning dishwashing in harvard.
Catcherchick94 0
That sounds like a personal problem, ask for a try out next time?
Alleged_Cranium 7
They're all personal problems.
jabfinch 9
You're fat, now that sounds like a personal problem. Put the fork down. How can you sit and rag on a guy for trying to get a job? Low life dumpster ****. I luvu
Catcherchick94 0
Sheesh people it's a joke.
FUUUandyourmom 16
You can never have enough experience to be a dishwasher!
thantomaniac 0
well, you know what to do... GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!
Freeze_fml 17
Machines are taking your jobs.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Dey Tuk our jobs.
explodingmuffint 0
That's why I called John connor
iam_yummylicious 12
@14 - "dey tuk er jerbs"?
DaySetsFire 2
They took our jobs!!
SimpleMinds_fml 7
I believe the saying is They took our jobs. Dhey tuk our jorbs. Dey TUK er jerbs. DEY TUK ER JERBS!!!!! DEEY TUUK ERR JEERBSSSS!!!!!
nublets 12
Its the rise of the machines..
nollid7 5
No, China took our jobs, as well as Mexico and Indonesia. As well as those F**king Goobacks!!! Terk. Our jobs
Buttsexpirate 9
Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help
wellnowthatsucks 5
so then you're not a woman?
missyj0 12
I really doubt that's the real reason they didn't hire you.
Symmetry88 0
go die in a hole.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Dig a ditch... Then bury the bitch?
MrCoolPants 7
Unlike you i wash the dishes when my mom tells me to...
TheRealEllieSan 9
My mom gets angry at me when I wash the dishes when she tells me to. I have to do it before she even thinks to tell me to do them.
FinJage 18
I feel ya.
ikickgingers 15
Dix, I just told my brother he makes me look like a card carrying member of Mensa - do you have my house wired, again? Please put down the tissues, binoculars, and vaseline....
ikickgingers 15
That was for 45!!! W h a t t h e b l o o d y f u c k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ikickgingers 15
Two 45's... I don't understand you fml app... ;/