Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I spent £65 on a pair of jeans after scouring Depop & eBay for hours, only for literally my dream jeans to then pop up in "More recommended" after purchasing, and for a cheaper price and faster shipping, after six hours of searching and spending the last of my paycheck on non-refundable jeans. FML
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Top comments
Crofty92 17
Try down the back of the couch.
Rawrshi 25
One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!
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Comments (87)
tbon3r 15
sell some of your pants. or walk around without pants on. you're bound to make ramen money either way.
Animekid126 13
It's a hard-knock life
aroksh 4
how did you get internet mate
zZLightZz 13
that is most days for me. i should have published this! im sad now
Ninjahabilities 4
College I assume ?
Honeymuncher69 5
It's okay, you're not alone!
gimmethatbetty 7
Been there done that
Eloy_FTW 6
What the ****? Seriously. If you guys see a ******* comment that you think isn't the best you ******* spam it with dislikes.
dorquesaurus 3
Nope, just the dumb ones.
dragonrider1959 18
I'm psychic. I'm seeing something... You're in college!
DivinePrince 18
Sell your computer. You're a ******* liar. YDI. ;) Also, next time get off Anonymous- you *******. I don't care If I'm banned from here. I have a life. lol.