Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started a new internship. I couldn't do anything until I was trained, and I couldn't be trained until I had a login. I stared at a wall for three hours. FML
Today, I got a job offer and was asked to come in at 5am for training. I sat there for about 2 hours before giving up. I was at the wrong site. FML
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Today, I tried to finish an essay, which is already overdue by 5 days. I know the longer I procrastinate, the longer the pain will last, but my brain is still not working and can't start to write. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML
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Top comments
mc4_fml 0
Soooo you are wastng more time on FML?
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP, think about it this way. It's 4am, you start work at 7am. You'll be done the training at approximately 530am. That still gives you an hour to get ready and a half hour for you to get there. Perfect timing!
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Comments (99)
IAmTheFatman666 0
um...Procrastinated much?
kinukle 0
DUMBASS. the only on line training that would take an hour is f***ing mcdonalds.
Maflagulator 1
I did something like this years ago. Then later that day after my shift was over, another employee told me that the manager thought that I was high as a kite because I so delirious from exhaustion. Meanwhile, I've never had a drug in my life.
SwiftCashew 0
FYL, OP you didn't know. Sue whoever made you do that bunch of crap.
zerobahamut03 2
i can only imagine how you're gonna look at work. a high zombie haha.
earljonez 22
procrastination is the mother of all missed opp
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
ydi. as soon as I rea procrastinated I hit ydi.
tweetbaby14 18
28, that's terrible advice. why would you tell OP to sue someone because they chose to put off doing something for their job? wow some people are sue-crazy... OP, YDI for deciding to put off something as important as that.
Overglock 0
Stopped reading at procrastinated, YDI.
christa953 12
gtfo fml and work on it, buddy!
Avenger_fml 0
OP, it's online. not on-line, fool.
rallets 23
or maybe IN-line?
iCJ86 0
and u take the time to pos the fml.
hannah1203 2
Who spells online, "on-line"???
yomomasmoma 0
28 - only in america....
Mehness 0
63 - on-line is right too.
crigger61 7
and u spend ur time on fml
Kylias 6
That's when you go to sleep and tell your boss in the morning, "Sorry, I didn't get home until a few hours ago, I didn't get the chance to finish... Mom didn't want to be alone in the hospital."
tweetbaby14 18
90 why would you lie about something like that?
katymack 11
ydi. it's good your job is training you this much. sounds like you need it.
bean_dip21 0
I stopped reading after procastinated. Why? I don't know.
Majrdestroy 20
At least the training will be fresh on his mind!
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP, think about it this way. It's 4am, you start work at 7am. You'll be done the training at approximately 530am. That still gives you an hour to get ready and a half hour for you to get there. Perfect timing!
marinus_fml 20
haha! who needs sleep right?!!!
Quidikic 9
me...
bishoprsv2 0
Sleep is for sissies and communists! Grow some stones and show up to work with morning wood bigger than your arm! I can guarentee, male or female, your boss will hire you and forgive your procrastination IF he/she finds out.
mc4_fml 0
Soooo you are wastng more time on FML?
yummycupcakegirl 0
i know right?:)
spidersilkx9 0
sad. you would be bad at online school.
TheOriginalKyrs 0
YDI, although I would've done similar. I HATE ANTIFLOOD.
theblueprint 0
ydi. end of.
perdix 31
So, with your limited time, you are pissing it away on FML (which, at other times, is a fine and valuable investment of one's time ;) ) I don't see a lot of "Employee of the Month" awards coming your way. In fact, you may be unemployed by lunchtime for falling asleep on the job during your first hour there.
EdwardN 0
aggre
mattdood 0
haha, good luck at the new job. chances are with all the cramming u just did u won't remember much :)
peacelovekat 0
well if it's a good job it shouldn't matter
robertdr 0
hott bubble of gum
arbuter1 0
hey cypruss :P