Soapy
United States
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Tokyo, Japan
Mind your own business
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Anonymous
Australia
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
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CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
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Comments (272)
SarahDC 0
And I'm assuming your parents bought this soap? Way to waste their money.
fml_fml_fml9 0
i would probably do that, but washing your hands for 3 HOURS?! bright side: at least your hands a re realllly reallly clean :)
mymsong 0
wdf u mean? a toy pony?
GriefBacon 0
FML for thinking "Oh you should have just soaked it in water for a day or so" ;)
laughs_a_lot 0
lmfao i didnt know they put toys in soap i was so confused, i thought u meant like the insignia on the soap bar haha i was wondering why it took three hours. but jesus. thats pretty sad. u couldve waited. what are u gonna do with it now? hahahah play with it? xD
CyouatX 0
hahaha yes!! i have done this before too.. im 17. FML
suckmyrocket 0
Do you have OCD? You could've just soaked it in a bucket or something..
tangello 0
yeah, go waste water for a damn fake soap pony why don't you. You couldn't have just taken a hammer or knife to take it out? dumbass TT"
Sokai_fml 0
You could've just cut it out. Duh. YDI.
purplee 0
pretty sure she meant an imprint in the soap bar, like in dove soap