Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I have a praise kink when the guy who I was sexting online called me a good girl and I came instantly, then promptly burst into tears because I've never felt such affection. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, I found out that having a "praise kink" is apparently not normal. I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought wanting validation was something that applied to everyone. How comforting it is to know that regularly seeking approval from others is considered abnormal. My mental health is real messed up. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML
Today, my husband called me annoyingly needy for saying he never compliments me. I could be half-naked, shaking my ass on the internet, or cruising bars to get validation from strangers. God forbid a woman wants the one person she loves to pay her a crumb of attention. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
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Top comments
Warp1978 15
Not to be funny but praising is a definite kink it's more common than you'd think. Because everyone likes a little praise in their lives
RichardPencil 32
Hey, you've got great shoes. Now will you send me some noodz, plz?
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Comments (3)
Warp1978 15
Not to be funny but praising is a definite kink it's more common than you'd think. Because everyone likes a little praise in their lives
RichardPencil 32
Hey, you've got great shoes. Now will you send me some noodz, plz?
J15237 25
If you have a man who does not compliment you every day its time to look for somebody else. Clearly this person does not appreciate you.