Idiot_Savant

los angeles, usa 28 years-old

Silent 3 December 2009, 17:50 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

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Anonymous 27 August 2010, 09:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Freaky

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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