Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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mndlssphnx 10
Throat punch.
airforce987 20
Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.
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Comments (180)
ZombieRockets 8
On the bright side, watching them get the wake up call of reality is going to be a YDI for them :) Least you know the value of a dollar... or pound...
chilearmy123 4
Hehe lotions a funny word
22cute 17
Lotion is funny. Here's another funny one: trousers Try these: Socket, bathe, khaki, gargle, and of course - fardles.
bigbadtim 7
Just like at the coffee shop I work at. Spoiled brats think they are better than everybody else just because they have everything bought for them.
Meowingtons500 18
The bitch being the spoiled brat, not the dog.
Pentium_4 27
I doubt she even earns the money she is spending.
MelissaHope1986 8
Your comments are always exactly what I'm thinking of writing. I'm going to have to be faster...
Ch0sen 13
Yes, by about two hours. Let's all invest our lives into zealously waiting for the next FML update so we can hopefully be the first of thousands to voice our opinions.
chyeneee 3
Course she doesn't earn the money, she's a teenager, how could she? ...Mcdonalds doesn't pay that well
robinhood007 9
Is that really any of your business? So she may not have to work for her own money and may never have to. Some people are more privileged when it comes to money. The real thing to be concerned with is the fact that she was an ass. That's never necessary.
FUUUandyourmom 16
And by bitch, I'm pretty sure you don't mean the dog.
chillbroham 1
**** that bitch man.
Hozu 3
He would go to jail if he did that.
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha. ****** by a comma.
Meowingtons500 18
Ugh. Spoiled brats like that give teenage girls a bad name. FYL and the dog's life, OP. But don't worry, karma will get the bitch!
redreynard 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Name me a teenage girl these days that doesn't give her gender and generation a bad name.
lottievaughn 5
Challenge accepted. Most recently, Julia Bluhm. Look her up.
AlexaWuzHere 31
Hi, Redreynard, I'm a teenage girl. I am a straight A honor student. Last year, I took all advanced classes, including a college level class. I realize there are a lot of ignorant, bratty teenage girls out there, but I hope you realize after reading this that there are also girls who, in fact, do NOT give their gender or generation a bad name. I actually find that with your comment, you give yourself a bad name by blindly insulting all teenage girls.
Meowingtons500 18
Me! If I said the previous comment I obviously am not completely corrupted.
snowman28 2
Rub it in her face and remind her that without people making minimum wage, she couldn't buy her £100 bottle of lotion
sketchmaster7 0
You coulda openly mocked her for carrying a scrawny little dog in her purse? :3
miSsFlien 15
I would do that!
easyprey 8
Or tell her dogs aren't allowed in the store and kick her out