Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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mndlssphnx 10
Throat punch.
airforce987 20
Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.
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Comments (180)
pantherprincess 6
Her dog probably has more active brain cells than she does.
daps29 11
I hate her u hate her we all hate stuck up no good spoiled brats who deserve no money or respect
bankrupt 15
Retail sucks. If it isn't the rich, bratty teenage girls making you drink their piss, it's the nasty old biddies. Some people get their kicks ******** on sales clerks because they know the clerks have to take it. When I was in retail, 30 years ago, it was the same thing. Every shift we ate shit dished out by bitches and bastards who smirked as they unloaded on us. Now I'm the customer and I would never act that way. Too bad I can never find a clerk to ring up my sale.
Jewbenita 0
Do what i do, never care about what people say if they have less brain cells than their age. If she wasnt a customer, i wouldve gave it right back to her with a "at least i work, you lazy spoiled princess."
Bbybrookelauren 1
You should of punches that conceited bitch in the face! Just saying!
athos1237 4
If you hate what you do, do something else instead of complain about it. You choose to do this work.
Ressamies 6
Never mock a dog.
CLW_fml 9
how much could she possibly mock you? she just paid $100 for some fking lotion.
Guido25897 4
Who the **** pays £100 for a bottle of lotion anyway.
letsgopens58 4
I bet the dog was a Shih Tzu, Maltese, or Yorkie.