Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
mndlssphnx 10
Throat punch.
airforce987 20
Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (180)
stary1722 6
Ehh... Just tell her you saw someone with the same outfit on and that the other person wore it better. :)
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
That was supposed to be a reply to the girl who said "Damn teens" but I think her comment got deleted so yeah, awkward..
shawnaishere 14
Well at least you are getting a small portion of that money. Enjoy spending the money while she cleans the dog shit.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Feed her dog to a giant ******* snake on a plane.
TheDrifter 24
But that might actually be better for her skin than what's supposed to be in the lotion.
TheDrifter 24
That was supposed to be a reply to Perdix, referencing Jism in the lotion. Not sure how it ended up here.
purpledrizzle 5
OP, take pride in the fact that you're investing in better things then overpriced bottles of lotion with however much money you make.
br0ccoli 15
Ew. What a disgusting personality. I hope you sold her the face lotion made with baby foreskin. She's probably used to having lots of dick particles on her face, anyway.
awebb21 7
Say that u gave the wrong price and raise it up to like 200 dollars and pocket the money u made.
Llamacod 11
maybe she does, maybe she doesn't. I bet if she does its on her back
Llamacod 11
this comment was made under the comment that said something along the lines of: she probably didn't even earn the money herself
o76923 8
I don't think the OP understands the concept of this site. Working minimum wage in the service sector may be lame, but this is the kind of story that (at least partially) makes up for it. So, this isn't really an FML situation.