Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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mndlssphnx 10
Throat punch.
airforce987 20
Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.
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Comments (180)
cBlackout 13
Fill the next one with your lotion.. If you know what I mean
Merylwen 24
A bit of jealousy, maybe?
skyeyez9 25
Never know, she may be just a credit card ***** severely in debt from buying frivolous shit like $100 lotion.
fbear10 5
Don't worry! Karma is a bi**h
Ceejay1 13
stuck up bitch,she's probably living off mommy & daddy . Your a better woman than she is ,you work for yours.
HeartOfLead 24
OP, why didn't you just sell her 22 more bottles of lotion; call them magical; let her parents figure what to do with her after she spent all that money!
Calyx_fml 22
You should have made some excuse to take it into the back room. Perhaps to get her a "fresh bottle, that just arrived today". Then could have pissed in it a little. The thought of her rubbing your piss all over her face every night would have been worth it. Maybe you should make up a special bottle for the next bitch who comes along.
Vynoshit 3
Sounds like a crappy situ-lotion.
katie887 2
Hey u earned that money through hard work, she got it from daddy. Be proud!
Cairo_Sanchez 8
I hope she's allergic to that lotion!