Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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mndlssphnx 10
Throat punch.
airforce987 20
Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.
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Comments (180)
Exmortisa13 2
Hon, I feel your pain. I am stuck with a girl who constantly talks. About her clothes, how she's so athletic, how she has guys falling for her all the time; she literally cannot shut up. She has no brain whatsoever, and she stalked one of my good friends. He had to move to Arkansas to get away from her. Worse, 1.She believes that I am jealous of her, and 2. That I'm one of her BFF's. The temptation to just slap her and tell her all the words that I think about her is incredibly difficult to resist. And my mum wants me to be friends with her. /)_-
SquishFish 15
haha pissants..... such a British word :P
ChloeC926 9
What a bitch!
lexiieeex3 32
Bitch.
remy9474 7
Sounds like teenage Paris Hilton
WhyYouDoDat 2
Kidnap her, put her in a hole, and tell her to put the lotion in a basket.... Sorry, I had to make that reference, don't actually do it.
Rickster747 2
"less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms." - That just made me laugh so hard. LOL
ajangeleyes 5
Should have asked her a question to make her feel stupid.
ilovemychem 22
The lotion probably doesn't help so jokes on her
mashpitt 1
maybe u shuldve gone to college? and then make more than minimum wage and not have to resort to bitching on this website for pity and simply have told her she was rude? infinite options yet u go for the easiest most basic one that needs the lowest level of intelligemce to execute.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Has it ever crossed your mind that maybe the OP was currently enrolled in school at the time this story was written?