fingerhut
United States
Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9
That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
roafteth 4
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used
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ThatGuyRory 9
That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
redbluegreen 41
That's some expensive toilet paper.
soccerdude79 0
Tabloids are in magazines not the newspaper
skitzofunia88 8
Umm Sunday is tomorrow if I'm not mistaken.
bdathorne 6
FMLs aren't posted on the day they're submitted, nor are they necessarily submitted on the day they happen.
ThatGuyRory 9
31 - There are two types of Newspaper: Tabloid and Broadsheet. Tabloids are your typical trashy sunday paper with the page 3 girl and all your Celebrity crap. Trust me.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
My brother pooped his pants on his first date, whipped with a wet newspaper and the ink imprinted on him.(:
thiscrazything 1
But why we're you jogging with a Sunday paper?
Sparks808 10
Not sure why you're being thumbed down, I was wondering the same thing myself.
miz_kamakazi 11
33, Your pic reminds me of the FML who's fiancé refused to brush their teeth because they smoked menthols.
kooochris1995 14
^ Good to know.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
I think it's great to know. (:
Sixers01 0
96 - considering everyone is here to read about other's misfortunes, it was good to know
Morgannnnuhhh 1
^ thank you.
roafteth 4
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used
xFluttershy 7
As long as you didn't get any on the comic section:)
nickdunbar 8
Haha
ApologyKick 25
Personally, I'm hoping that there was an article about wallstreet on the paper op used
thisisafunnyname 12
Not as bad as I thought it was. While reading it, I thought op was hit by a piece of shit
kisaka 2
Classy
123josie123 11
Dude, you can fight it once the urge is there.
123josie123 11
*cant
niznor99 6
No doubt. It sucks trying to fight it when you're driving.
blair_x 12
It sucks even more when you're jogging, and pretty much all of you is like, moving around repeatedly. You don't know the feeling of having to hold it in while running until you actually have to hold it in while running.
silentbutfunny 0
And hey you got the comics while your at it
Quillian12 0
!!!! You have the same birth day as me!!! :0
silentbutfunny 0
No i don't... Yours is a couple of years off.
reenkaur 7
good use of the sunday paper :D .but hey, atleast you arent constipated .lol
fingerhut 3
running is the best solution to constipation
choshaki 8
Hopefully no one saw you. It could've been worse OP. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...
toenibbler 14
The tabloids are perfectly suited for the job then.
_streets_ 19
Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go man.
iFizzgig 11
Quack...BANG!
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Duck face.(:
sovetskiy 8
Let it happen, Cap'n
CadillacPimpen 6
I'm curious if you ran or walked back home?
AhhBrenid 8
Hmm....i'm guessing op ran.
mojo5678 5
...
redbluegreen 41
I like how this FML was worded. It's like the OP slayed some sort of cumbersome cave dwelling dragon while armed only with a sword fashioned out of the Sunday funnies.
friedbunnies 9
He kind of did.