Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Klutz
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Top comments
thaney18 0
Lol I'm picturing it in my head
MrGold 0
If only you had farted at the same time you would have kept your balance.
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Comments (117)
iLoveMyGuitarra 0
Better than pissing your pants(=
kck143 0
thats hilarious dude:) sorry btw
aFMLfann4life 0
****, I image that.... that's funny :D
FMLsOhilarious 6
LMFAO. That's hilarious!
Arschloch04 0
Bless your face, if you sneezed and fell down the stairs while reading this, bless you. Peace off.
75emily75 3
hahaha!!! that's really funny. haha I'm sorry. I'm just glad it didn't happen to me(:
yellow18_fml 3
hope you fell.
ugli77 0
keep your eyes open next time lol
jord01 0
hahaha! this made me laugh!
ATsatsos 0
lmfaoo this made my night