HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Erin Duncan
Klutz
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
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thaney18 0
Lol I'm picturing it in my head
MrGold 0
If only you had farted at the same time you would have kept your balance.
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Comments (117)
kay2kay 1
I hear sneezing is the second biggest ****** a person can get. lol Hope you're okay though:]
MrGold 0
Me being the first ;)
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
No, sneezing isn't a kind of ******. I think you mean it is the next thing closest to having an ******. I've heard that too... I'm not sure if it's true though.
randomlettrrs 8
I ****** when I sneeze. I always have to wear a condom
TheRealLori 0
Bless you!
thefreestylers 0
that's cute!
kay2kay 1
is OP is an Atheist, that is offensive. (according to Dane Cook lol)
danz123 7
Wow, I'm really sorry, oh just from sneezing? Falling down the stairs like that, the snot everywhere, I mean I can't believe that happened. I'm just so sorry that a close by wall had to witness that.
sourgirl101 29
That must have been one hell of a sneeze! Next time you feel a sneeze coming on, grab the railing.
DeadxManxWalking 27
were you facing away from the stairs? haha
WOGBRO 6
Hahahahah FAIL^^ I have the pic in my head hilarious
cptmorgan15 2
That's what you get for multi-tasking. Next time stop before you sneeze. Some people just aren't cut out for focusing on two things at once.
Sgrocks 5
maybe he was standing by the staircase when he sneezed and then fell. you never know
cptmorgan15 2
Could be, but that would be even worse. Then the OP can't do one thing at a time either.
Livinia 11
Hahaha :) hope you're not hurt.
randomlettrrs 8
I do
edteach 0
I lol'd so hard! thanks OP your post/bad luck brightened my day
Jrefinne 7
Sounds like something Bella Swan would do. Nice going.