Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that really sucks!!!
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Comments (304)
Badshah29 6
Join in!!!!!!!!!!!!
TFNLbosox 0
agreeable
angelwing701 0
that's just sick
SkunksNovel 7
just wrong... damn wrong. >:C
Badshah29 6
maybe, but wat her mom did is just as bad
MaDoG1418 0
Not even, he would be having sex with his own mother while she had sex with two men, neither of which being her husband, one of which being her own flesh and blood. Just because she's committing adultery doesn't mean they should incest as well.
Badshah29 6
well seeing as OP was 2 chicken 2 confront her, i assumed OP was a girl, so was refering 2 her 2 have sex with him, which wouldnt be as wrong as no cheating on husband involved. i didnt even mention incest :p
shelbee1996 0
eeeewww wtf is wrong wiv u
biebersshawty999_fml 0
omfg i cant believe that happened that to you. if it was me i wouldve just went to the living room and confronted her for it. i feel so bad for you
stevenmx86 8
Anonymous notes are your friend
JacindasaurXD 0
Jersey Shore Style Haha:)
destinyo_ox 0
Alllrightt
ScuseMePrincess 2
This is a true FML. Confront your mom first and tell her that if she doesn't confess to your dad first, you'll tell him yourself. Good luck, OP. I know you might be tempted to sweep it under the rug, but adultery is serious, and if you love your dad, you'll understand that he needs to know what's going on.
gemzroxya 0
my thoughts egxactly :)
BAMF519 0
call ur dad nd tell him theres an emergency at home
nucky_fml 5
Tomorrow while everyone is having breakfast(assuming they eat breakfast as a family) ask your parents how their day went. Then after your mom answers jump out of your seat and slam your hands on the table and say "Liar!" And proceed to walk out leaving it awkward between them
kgbriggs 0
I literally laughed out loud when I read that ;-)
mylifestinks101 0
its saturday
dayve 0
...and Sunday comes afterwords.
wtfmylifedude 8
We we we so excited.
ilikepie789 0
we gonna have a ball today
CateXOX 0
Sorry to be the lyric-Nazi here, but after what 117 said, it goes "I don't want this weekend to end!".
love102310 0
that really sucks you should tell your dad
momo1972 3
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