Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that really sucks!!!
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Comments (304)
KaseyDollXoXo 0
aww that sucks:(( well call her out!
robin26_fml 0
Any other time I would say how bad it is to skip school but im sorry you heard that. Tell your dad he deserves to know. Which is better you not getting in trouble for skipping school or your dad knowing the truth about your mom.
HubertPL 0
if you have good grades how is skipping school bad? I maintain a 96 overall and I cut 1-2 times a week
teedygee 2
Doesn't your state have truancy laws?
iLazy 0
Giggity goo
YayorNay 8
Your story's ballin bro.
traze 7
So m
allanaskye 0
giggity giggity
benderbot19 0
off the clock, on the ****?
traze 7
So you just stayed in your room?... what the **** is wrong grow, you should have went surprise that **** and the **** that she was with, with a bat. she's cheating on your dad unless you don't like your dad?
traze 7
WTF, was I too harsh?
JSoler3013 4
Lesson In This Situation: Stay In School Or When You Skip, Dont Go Home
KatrinaKitten 16
So many things wrong with this: 1) Where would the OP go if he were to skip? If he went out to a public place, he could get reported for truancy by someone. 2) The point of the FML does not even relate to the bad effects of skipping, so "Stay in school" is basically meaningless. 3) Learn not to capitalize every word of the sentence.
JoyceAponte 1
omfg dude that really sucks sorry to hear that!!!!