Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
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Sdog 6
There’s a reasonable chance she’s had a bunch of sex while you’ve been alive, you just haven’t noticed until now. She’s probably just been keeping it from you. Just move on. Mama needs love too.
Nikki 17
It’s more likely this is just the first time you’ve caught her
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Sdog 6
There’s a reasonable chance she’s had a bunch of sex while you’ve been alive, you just haven’t noticed until now. She’s probably just been keeping it from you. Just move on. Mama needs love too.
Nikki 17
It’s more likely this is just the first time you’ve caught her
Chazzster 32
People are human. Most of us have a sexual drive regardless of our age. Mom was just more discreet or luckier before in keeping it out of sight (or sound). Get over it, you are old enough to accept that Mom is human. Unless she’s trying to involve you or your friends, let it pass without comment just as you would want her to treat you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I don't use Reddit. Is there a "r/You'reDeludedKid" thread?
SJKatt 15
This is so ******* weird. Of you, not your mom. If you're essentially an adult, why do you care if your mom ***** while you're not at home? Also, who cares if she's single? Get over it.
urge2laugh 7
You should be happy for her! Have you ever heard of the words alone and lonely???
Crowned Sataness 12
She's had sex. You just never caught on before now. You're an adult, probably with urges and needs and a **** stash of your own. You should be mature enough to understand that mom is also an adult with needs.
Plop 17
What I'm going to say may shock you, but your mom wasn't a virgin anyway.
kitten79TX 5
It's adorable that you think the only time your mother has ever had sex was when you were conceived. I doubt that she has never had sex your whole life. I mean, seriously. She's just been careful to keep her sex life away from you, which is a GOOD thing. You're almost an adult now. You can handle knowing that grown-ups have sex.
Devil's Advocate 1
I'll help your mom. You go do after school activities or something.