Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that really sucks!!!
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Comments (304)
hselene 2
oh that sucks!
airborn54 0
"comes home" haha
butterflyz1961 2
Damn. And you can't even tell, because then you'll get busted for skipping.
0opsie 6
I think the dad would care more about his wife cheating than his kid skipping one day of school. OP: Dad, Mom's cheating. I heard her having sex with another man on her lunch break. Dad: Why weren't you at school? You're grounded. (to mom) Honey, what's for dinner?
butterflyz1961 2
OP mom would get back at him for telling him by giving him hell for skipping. Use you brain Oopsie.
thatdesertdude 7
I doubt OP would be in all that much trouble after the truth came out. karma might just be bitch slapping OPs mom via OP.
annihil8or 15
Set up a camera & show ur dad as proof cuz that is really f'd up
butterflyz1961 2
Huh??
Ub3rshadow 3
time for some extortion! you'll prolly get some cool things outta it
Ub3rshadow 3
Goo!
YayorNay 8
Walk in with a gorilla suit and scare the shit out if them!
YayorNay 8
Oh, and it doesn't matter now, you still got prestige in CoD. No turning back now.
sparty12 2
*what parents really do while their children are in school* or not in school.... haha run in kick him in the balls and run away screaming and flailing your arms over your head!
tag1061 0
Now that I think about it, OP could totally beat the shit out of the guy and claim they thought it was rape!
LoLbabeex3 0
I literally just LOL'ed.
khaya 9
Go take a look, maybe you know the guy. If you do blackmail him.