Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML
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Top comments
joeyl1990 28
I really hope the school you're talking about is college
Alaster Cooke 11
The library would have been quite and less shocking
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Comments (26)
Alaster Cooke 11
The library would have been quite and less shocking
TheSacredRatty 18
quiet*
kirby1964 20
Maybe she meant “gay” in its original meaning. Happy and gay.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe your dad said one of those Mike Pence “pray the gay away” prayers and it worked. Hallelujah! Or he’s Kramer...
Spiritbird 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stillll...HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOCK!? Yeah yeah she is cheating with your father and all, BUT forgetting basic manners lady...THAT IS JUST OUTRAGEOUS!
HoobidibooFox 11
It wasn’t necessarily in his bedroom or the bathroom with the door closed. It could have been in a communal area. Or even OP’s own bedroom.
joeyl1990 28
I really hope the school you're talking about is college
Zekfen 17
The age of consent is 16 in most states, so while gross, still legal. But honestly, what high school kid hangs out at the library after school?
Inkoseh 33
I know its meant in jest, but some people can't afford internet or 3G/4G Data. Libraries these days too also have good computers, and you can sometimes play mediocre games on them! I remember not having a laptop/computer for a while as a teen (15 years ago) and I went to the library all the time. It's quiet, you can work with concentration or you can read. It isn't bad or boring! :)
PenguinPal3017 19
Just hope that she doesn't become your new mom.
thatslifeiguess7 16
JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!!
sunshine1421 14
wow there are so many things wrong with this... need more details... ages being one otherwise this could be a lot weirder
Davros 12
I bet she's banging your mom to
Lobby_Bee 18
Gay towards you and straight towards your dad. She didn't lie, she just didn't tell you she goes both ways.