Today, during my religion class, my instructor decided to use the state of the class's cars as a metaphor for our relationship with God. When I told him my car had been totalled in an accident last week, he yelled at me for being an "agent of Satan." One class down, 59 to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Top comments
WistayShlaio82 13
Wow, he went a bit overboard
distortedcognition 17
Time to drop a class
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Comments (9)
WistayShlaio82 13
Wow, he went a bit overboard
Aiden89 23
Was is something like “Satan Be Gone!” ?
ahabsfan 17
Jesus take the wheel.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
why are you wasting money on that
distortedcognition 17
Time to drop a class
spinspinsugar 12
gotta love religion
LostSoul 20
Was it said as a joke or seriously?
Taylor Caldwell 10
I can’t comprehend how so many people actually still believe in that fiction.