Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that really sucks!!!
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Comments (304)
ladiesman665 2
lol .. I would black male my mom and make her get me shit
Bsmith94 0
I think she already has enough "black male" by the sounds of it ;)
peaceee5 0
at least she wasn't cheating on him with a girl? haha
tittymagic 0
threesome??
fl0r_armas 0
you should of busted her .... you or your family shouldn't have to deal with that bull shit .
samanthaNN 0
I say you should have got some proof and black mail your mom whenever she catches you doing something.
smamlatina 4
i hope you do the right thing regardless thats horrible... :'(
RaeRaeHeartBreak 3
that would be the three fold law for you ;P
VixSparda 5
hmmm your mom is a *****. sorry
Marzamilya 2
Today is saturday
RiffReaper 0
hey. you're really cute :) that's all