Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that really sucks!!!
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Comments (304)
Ocelotstar1995 7
Yeah, you should not of skipped school, but now you have a way to get out of any trouble, blackmail her!
gabidessie2012 0
the same thing happened to me.. I don't understand why people would do that. I've been in the same relationship for four years...
AnthonyDiBapizza 0
i feel so bad for you :( ... the first thing i would do is confront your mom about it... and depending on her reaction confront your father... with or with out her... its something you shouldn't keep from him. and it wouldn't be your fault if they divorced... you mother should have been loyal... not only because she's married to your father, but for you... she should be responsible and keep it in her pants for you at least. it's really messed up that you were put in the situation and that's her fault... good luck, hope everything works out for the better! and again i'm really sorry this happened to you!
numba1girlnicky 4
y didn't u bust her!! u could've said that u got sick and came home from school! plus u could take a pic and show ur dad or just u know. work it out .... but that sucks either way ):
Coconutscyclone 0
why'd you skip school... o.O
tencalories 3
cause it blows
wetherguy 0
call your dad and tell him to come home. then watch the fun.
jerilyn333a 0
**** your life. I would have gone and recorded or take pics and show your dad. I feel bad for him. I'm sorry
BIGTON_fml 0
Ummmmmm be man and bust that shit up...or this is a lie and that makes you a sad person making shit up for attention
crazyblackchick 0
you shoulda scared her like: SURPRISE!! got outta school early today! now give me money or I'll tell dad.
Arsenic101 0
Omg total blackmail oppurtunity! Get everything u qant or tell ur dad the truth rofl. Sorry to hear tho. ):