Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that really sucks!!!
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Comments (304)
vbmg152 19
That sucks! Bet you won't skip school again!
heddurhowza 1
awww :( that totally sucks! I'd say YDI for skipping but no one deserves to sit through that...
larsen801 0
**** tell your dad who cares if your skipping school that would be brushed away with that.
electricman97 0
I almost hit YDI when I read "Today, I stayed home without telling my parents," but then I read it and hit FYL.
Wtf91101 3
Tell Dad, he needs to know the truth about that bitch. Wonder if he is really your biological dad?
tavaughan97 0
that's ****** up!!!
bannedforlife 0
Your mom sounds like a classy lady.
bignasty29 0
You hit the Jack pot. Catching a cheating parent Is Like rubbing a magic lamp. but Seriously fyl
form434 5
yea...u should've done...walked and be like WTF!...
chuckscrotch 0
tell you're dad as soon as he comes home. make that **** pay.