Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that really sucks!!!
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Comments (304)
Erindub 0
Thats what you get for skipping! Just kidding. Skipping schools for fun though. Why just go home?
oyelani98 0
Oh. My. Goodness... Fyl mann fyl
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP, too bad you didn't get a photo or two, but you can still turn this around to your favor... lunchtime-kitchen-table-sex has just been given parental approval! in otherwords, you now have mind-bending motherly approval for anything.... Have FUN, play it up for a bit, then tell your Dad...after she gets you a car!
MaDoG1418 0
Are you serious? His mother is cheating on her husband, and he should be trying to get a car out of it. Good to know that if your family had a new member in your mom's pants, you'd make sure you got a car before setting things straight.
nujeyla 0
Confront ur mum. Thats sooo sick :s!
MetalLetteRaver 0
Bet you won't skip school again, or if you do bet you won't go home. and ytdi for skipping school in the first place.
Princess_D33 9
I'm sorry. Really? MOOT by itself means pointless. So your repetitiveness is not only incorrect, it is redundant. And repetitive.
Iamnotfat 16
1 whip put phone 2 record them 3 blackmail = win
CptGap 0
hopefully ur dad doesn't do the same with another women cuz that would be awkward
daisy193 0
omg that is so awful....
koolkrimsonkid 9
Your moms cheating, and you skipped school. I'm pretty sure you have the upper hand in this one.