Anonymous
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hypebeast
United States
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
you fuckhobbit
United Kingdom
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
Depirama
Bron, France
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Anonymous
Muara, Brunei Darussalam
Discord mods
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Anonymous
Chandler, United States
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
ctmoto77
San Francisco, United States
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Some angel
Today, I clicked on an “Angel Message” website link from a website I use to research Wicca. As I am a witch with 7 years experience, I knew this was too good to be true, but thought it would just be good for a laugh. Turns out it was a scam website. FML
Jakub89
Canada
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
purple
France
Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
Anonymous
Bay Shore, United States
Framed
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Well you shouldn't have come here looking for God. There's no shortage of assholes here.
Quyzl 0
Then you went to the wrong Christians; there are still some good ones. FYL.
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gooBUZZ 0
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Aduro 0
You shouldn't really go looking for a higher power...YDI for putting blind faith in some higher force that you want to rule your life, when you can control your own life by choice
FYLDeep 26
I think it has a little more to do with the afterlife. Unless you consider the Christian website to be a higher power.
PSQ91 6
Obviously you, you commented.
obtusian 7
I'm not a religious person but if I were to go searching it wouldn't be through a website. There are things called churches from what I've heard.
Barnyckle 0
You should be thankful tha God gives you the opportunity to try and register any site you want. Being greedy is a sin!!! :)))
YouFailHARD 0
YDI for being Christian.
Hawt_Chick 0
So does this mean yur going into the desert for 40 days and nights now searching for him?
Kgirl2cute 6
I find it strange that you used inverted commas around "find God again".. just sayin'
t765234 10
Inverted commas? Don't you mean apostrophes?
DocBastard 40
No, she meant what she said. Apostrophes in the US are called inverted commas in the UK.
sourgirl101 29
So am I to believe the Earth is only 6,000 years old? How hard of a pill is that to swallow? Blind faith, lucky if you have it. I wish I did.
mitchie11 0
Some Christians are dumb enough to ignore scientific facts, but others integrate science into religion. The book of genesis, in my opinion, and the 6 days of creation, is all metaphor. I think a day wasn't 24 hours in that book.
jayemdoubleyou 1
You know what that means. See you in hell. You were probably trolling anyways. Misleading FML is misleading.