Anonymous
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hypebeast
United States
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
you fuckhobbit
United Kingdom
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
Depirama
Bron, France
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Anonymous
Muara, Brunei Darussalam
Discord mods
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Anonymous
Chandler, United States
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
ctmoto77
San Francisco, United States
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Some angel
Today, I clicked on an “Angel Message” website link from a website I use to research Wicca. As I am a witch with 7 years experience, I knew this was too good to be true, but thought it would just be good for a laugh. Turns out it was a scam website. FML
Jakub89
Canada
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
purple
France
Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
Anonymous
Bay Shore, United States
Framed
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Well you shouldn't have come here looking for God. There's no shortage of assholes here.
Quyzl 0
Then you went to the wrong Christians; there are still some good ones. FYL.
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DocBastard 40
The great thing about god is that he/she comes in many forms. A Caananite who was crucified, a four-armed blue-skinned man, a Meccan hermit, a burning bush, and Pendatik. If Jesus didn't work out for you, pick another.
dre_bro11 12
YDI. You obviously did something to get banned.
santosh 0
get over it !!!! go to church better !!! lol
sabroso 0
ur destined for hell
jomotto 3
Why are you trying find God ? Why is it God Hidding from you ? :P
Jimboom 12
Ha ha. Silly rabbit. YDI for looking for someone who is invisible. Don't you know God is the all time hide and seek champion. So you will never be able to find him. :-P
jose1760 1
What did you do, to get banned?
aback 5
I'm not positive you'll find God with the Christians.
jocelyng_fml 0
next time try finding Waldo
Smoke954 0
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN......... (let power of Christ compel you! xD)